Mad Dog Conti
October 30th, 2004

If you couldn't tell from our trip to Camden Yards, Frank's a huge Red Sox fan. Suffice it to say, he was giddy like a schoolgirl about them winning the World Series... giddy, and drunk. Drunk on Mad Dog. And in case you aren't familiar with Mad Dog, it's basically grain alcohol with generous amounts of crack mixed in. Oh yeah, and it comes in masculine flavors like Mango Lime. So what does Frank do when he's drunk? He calls me. Take a listen:

Voicemail MP3