Stubby January 27th, 2005 I took the day off from work yesterday for what might possibly be the gayest excuse ever conceived. I took the day off because I stubbed my toe. I know, I know... how on earth could I justify taking off of work for that? Well, when your toe looks like this, it's not that hard: So what's the story? Basically, I slammed my toe into a vacuum cleaner... really really hard. But, being the stubborn guy that I am, I refused to put ice on it or take tylenol or anything like that. When I woke up the next morning, it looked like the picture above and hurt like hell... so, no work for me.